iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

cbellinger:

hardstoplucas1:

When the teacher don’t assign seats

platypusinplaid:

Dream career: that girl in Kiki’s Delivery Service who lives in the woods alone and draws birds

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

yehudmood:

rice is just so? good?? and honest?? s/o to rice i love her

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

captainpoe:

Rami Malek wins Best Actor for playing Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody.

jacobtheloofah:

a clip from the mbmbam outtakes of griffin’s invention proposals, in which griffin and travis are goofballs and justin turns into a lobster

ironinkpen:

hell yeah i do

• [peter b voice] “it’s impossible to know when the middle of my life is, so i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis”
• peni has to actively avoid giving history spoilers
  
• peni: “wow they haven’t used tech like this since world war IV” gwen, peter b, and miles: “world war what”
• noir: “…wait there’s gonna be a world war II”
• miles leaves little spiderman tags next to street art he likes
• jefferson to spiderman: “officially, i don’t agree with your methods and think that vigilantism is a danger to society. unofficially? that was dope”
• the mallet really does fit in miles’ pocket and he still can’t figure out how
• miles: “hey question, if i get shot do i own the bullet? like, can i keep it?” peter b: “…miles did you get shot” 
• someone: “man spiderman’s so cool” ganke, remembering that time he found on miles crying on the ceiling during finals week: “mmhm. yeah. yep. he sure is”
• the spideys are constantly comparing universe notes
• there’s a heated berenstein bears vs berenstain bears debate
  
• miles’s universe doesn’t have comic con, gwen’s doesn’t have spongebob, and peter b’s doesn’t have the beatles
• noir doesn’t know what any of those things are, porker’s universe has all of them but they’re animals, and peni is beginning to realize that all of her friends are like. super old
• miles: “i made you a friendship bracelet” gwen: “i’m not really a jewelry person” miles: “oh it’s cool you don’t have to wear-” gwen: “no i’m gonna wear it forever back off”

campfireharvest:

deadonarrival:

deliciouskaek:

c-lov3r:

likeafieldmouse:

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

i csn’t brteath

wat

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

irisharchaeology:

Horrible day here in Wexford but not quite as bad as in AD 690 when according to the Irish Annals, ‘it rained a shower of blood and a wolf was heard speaking with a human voice’